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| I know Your love for little people!
Thought you would enjoy this one.
Glen
Holliston | |
| Have you ever heard of KAROLINA KURKOVA? If not, she's an extremely attractive model for Victoria's Secret.
She has NO BELLY BUTTON. They actually have to photoshop in a belly button in the catalog!
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| I made one for each of you!
Dan | |
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| This is just a heads-up to let you know that it's deer-mating season. So if you see a deer that's acting kind of funny . . . you should probably just leave it be. Here's why . . .
Gilbert Genn of Gaithersburg, Maryland, stepped outside to take his dog, Yuffie, for a walk . . . when he noticed a deer in his front yard.
--According to Gilbert, quote, "[Yuffie] started circling it, and the deer didn't run. After a couple of seconds, I realized this was going to be a serious situation . . . so I tore down the driveway screaming 'Yuffie get away!'
--"It came right at me . . . I tried to run, but it caught me flush in the back right leg, impaled me with its weight and knocked me to the ground . . . [Then] it impaled me in the GROIN AREA."
--That's right . . . Gilbert was impaled by the deer's antler . . . IN THE GROIN.
--Gilbert was rushed to the hospital with stab wounds to his leg, chest, and groin . . . and if you can believe it, his doctors say he's going to be OK. | |
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| Recently, a guy named Marco Menozzi was going 70 miles per hour down a side road in the town of Cozze, Italy, when he says he hit a dog.
--But amazingly, the dog survived the accident, and only suffered a broken leg. But what's really crazy is that when Marco hit the dog, he says he was going so fast . . . that the dog somehow became lodged INSIDE the grill of his car. | |
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Cooter and Gomer...
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly...
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, `Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.`
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, `Nope, ain`t Bubba.`
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, `Yup, he`s pretty well burnt up...
Roll him over.`
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, `No, it ain`t Bubba.`
The mortician asked, `How can you tell?`
Gomer said, `Well, Bubba had two assholes.`
`What? He had two assholes?` asked the mortician.
`Yup, we never seen `em, but everybody used to say:
`There`s Bubba with them two assholes.`
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